Equipment

Potions and Flask Items

Name	Location	Description	Value
Healing Potion	Dr. Cranium's Lab, Monastery, Barrow, Thieves' Guild	When used, this restores some of your HP. You need to use the formulas to get it from Dr. Cranium.	None
Poison Cure	Dr. Cranium's Lab, Thieves' Guild	This cures all poison when taken. Dr. Cranium requires the formula for this, though.	None
Empty Flask	Dr. Cranium's Lab	An empty glass flask. Really, that's all it is. It holds liquids. Really, that's all it does.	None
Grue Goo	Fill Flask with Grue Goo	This stuff is molasses gone bad. REAL bad. It can be used for science, as well as some SICK recipies.	None
Bonemeal	Fill Flask with crushed bones	It's like flour, only made from human bone. A common thing in really bad baking.	None
Will o' Wisps	Capture Will o' Wisps at swamp	Will o' Wisps are the souls of dead children. They play around in the swamp at night, and can only be captured by outsmarting them.	None
Water	Fill Flask with water	Absolutely, possitively worthless.	None
Rehydration Solution	Dr. Cranium's Lab	This water-like substance can rehydrate dried stuff. Unfortunately, Dr. Cranium kinda forgot the formula...	None

Name	Location	Description	Value
Dagger	Dark One's Cave, Thieves' Guild, Wraith Burrow	These little babies have a poor range, but can be thrown from a distance. When in close combat, right-clicking on the rightmost section of the status bar will cause you to throw a dagger.	None
Battered Sword	Dark One's Cave (Fighters and Paladins)	This sword's seen better days. It's beaten, rusted, and dull. You'd better get a good weapon, and fast!	None
Fine Sword	Adventurers' Guild	This is a vast improvement over the Battered Sword. It's cleaner, sharper, and all-around more deadly.	None
Battle Axe	Wraith Burrow (Fighters only)	This has a slightly shorter range than the Fine Sword, but does a LOT more damage. You'll get it, no matter what, so get used to it.	None
Piotyr's Sword	Wraith Burrow (Paladins only)	This sword once belonged to the Paladin Piotyr. He was killed trying to find and destroy the Dark One Rituals. Since you're a Paladin, you can use this, too. The best weapon in the game.	None
Leather Armor	Wizards and Thieves start with it	The very basics in protection. Doesn't offer a lot against a Necrotaur or a Revenant, but might work against Vorpal Bunnies and Killer Mooses.	None
Platemail Armor	Fighters and Paladins start with it, Wraith Burrow	This offers much better protection. For some reason, the hero's Chainmail Armor from previous games became Platemail here. God only knows why.	None
Shield	Dark One's Cave (Fighters and Paladins)	A basic shield. This blocks attacks better than your weapon can.	None
Piotyr's Shield	Burgomeister's Office	This was Piotyr's holy shield. It offers much better protection than a regular shield does. Too bad old Piotyr left it behind, huh?	None

Name	Location	Description	Value
Guild Card	Thieves' Guild	This proves that you're an official member of the Mordavian Thieves' Guild. Can also be used to remove certain locks.	None
Safe Knob	Thieves' Guild	It's a safe knob. Don't try to hob knob with the rob knob or it'll make you sob, Bob.	None
Lockpick	Thieves' Guild	This is used only for simple locks. More advanced lockpicking and safe cracking requires the Acme Mark II Thieves Toolkit.	None
Thieves Toolkit	The newest toolkit from Acme, the makers of rocket shoes and gigantic kites. This can pick advanced locks, disarm traps, and crack complicated safes.	None
Magic Statue	Monestary	This turned the Chief Thief into a monster. Whatever you do, listen to the guy and DON'T TOUCH IT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!	None
Shopping Bag	General Store	A leather shopping bag, used for carrying large things...	50 kopeks
Flask of Oil	General Store	This removes squeeks from doors that would otherwise give you away, thus ruining you thievery.	100 kopeks
Locket	Nikolai's House	A locket with a picture of Nikolai and Anna inside. The guy's nuts over his wife, remember? He'll notice that this is missing, so don't take it away from his house.	None
Blackbird	Monestary	Great, ANOTHER fake Blackbird! Then, where's the real one? Is there really a Blackbird to begin with?	None

Name	Location	Description	Value
Money Pouch	You start with it.	This, naturally, holds all your Crowns and Kopeks. Very handy.	None
Food Rations	General Store	You're limited to only one type of ration: Garlic and Avocado Sandwiches. This are neccessary to eat.	50 kopeks
Key Ring	Get your first key	This holds the many keys you'll find in Mordavia. When you get another one, you simply add it to the Key Ring.	None
Garlic	General Store	Garlic is Mordavia's national vegetable. It's also said to be able to ward off vampires and other undead. It also stinks.	25 kopeks
Hand Broom	General Store	A small broom. You can really clean up with it! *is killed for the bad joke*	350 kopeks
Pie Pan	General Store	This is used to bake a pie in. Too bad our hero isn't a very good cook...	250 kopeks
Candy	General Store	This homemade candy comes in many flavors (except Garlic, which is sold out...), and is popular amongst kids.	5 kopeks
Rope and Grapnel	Adventurers' Guild (not for Wizards)	A strong rope with a well-toned grapnel on the end. Perfect for unskilled climbers and getting out-of-reach items.	None
Flower	All over Mordavia	Give these to women to gain their affection. It can also pry some information out of them.	None
Rock	Everywhere	A simple rock. It's nothing more than a throwing weapon, and not a very good one, at that.	None
Flint	Dark One's Cave	A piece of flint can create sparks when struck repeatadly by a steel object.	None
Magic Torch	Dark One's Cave	A special kind of torch. It can be put out and lit just like any other torch, but never burns out.	None
Dark One's Sign	Archway in front of the Dark One's Cave	A strange plaque that shows a depiction of the Dark One, Avoozl. This was used often by the Dark One's followers as a key of sorts.	None
Sheet	Dark One's Cave (Wizards only)	A simple cloth sheet. It blows quite easily in the wind.	None
Mana Fruit	Fruit Tree in Erana's Garden (Wizards only)	This fruit can restore your MP when eaten. Catching it is the hardest part, though.	None
Corn	Town Gates	A yellow vegetable. Loved by livestock around the world.	None
Jewelry	Wraith Burrows	Useless. Completely, utterly useless.	None
Undead Amulet	Gypsy Camp	This protects you from the life-draining powers of the undead if you can't use the Aura spell.	None
Hat	Nikolai's Ghost	A wide-brimmed hat meant for keeping the sun out of your eyes...	None
Bonsai Bush	Squid Stone	The Grue Goo has nearly killed this little bush. It needs to go somewhere magical to survive.	None
Rusulka Hair	Rusulka (Paladins only)	The Paladins need this to complete the Rusulka quest. And no, her hair doesn't get shorter, you perverts.	None
Rubber Chicken	Punny Bones' room	A rubber chicken used in pranks. Now if you only knew what the hell rubber was...	None
Elderberry Berries	Elderberry Bush	These highly-poisonous berries come from the highly-poisonous Elderberry Bush. Still, there are uses for them.	None
Good Humor Bar	Baba Yaga gives this to you	The taste of this is very...well...funny. It restores a sense of humor to people.	None
Doll	Inn	A small, antique doll. It used to belong to the Innkeeper's daughter.	None
Hammer	Dungeon	This item is useless. It can trigger a hidden option at a following scene, but you die if you choose it, so it doesn't matter.	None
Stake	Dungeon	The same as the Hammer.	None
Erana's Staff	Town	This magical staff has been holding off Avoozl's forces for decades. It has more power than people can possibly dream of.	None
Dark One Rituals	Various	There are five total: Bone, Breath, Blood, Senses, and Heart. They're needed at the last area.	None